tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643151548228105876.post6509119289654196990..comments2023-06-28T00:32:50.228-07:00Comments on PAIR-RANTING: The ButtcrackerAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17160408169719472737noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643151548228105876.post-71836025720984020962011-12-09T13:07:37.040-08:002011-12-09T13:07:37.040-08:00This is just ALL kinds of awesome. Sonorous... im...This is just ALL kinds of awesome. Sonorous... impossibly long... This describes my 5 y/o daughter to a T. Just the other night at dinner (at home, thankfully), we counted 17 motorcycle farts. I'm not talking dirt bike. I'm talking Harley Fucking Davidson. This was within a 10-minute span. There were about 11 subsequent farts, but they weren't nearly as impressive as the first 17. (I am literally not exaggerating on the number of farts. We actually COUNTED.)<br /><br />This is a little GIRL, and SHE farts like a man! <br /><br />And I don't know what's funnier: the fact that she now "gets" how funny farts are (the giggling starts before you even hear a sound), or her new-found tricks of sticking her butt in our face and ripping us a new one or farting under the covers and wafting them just so.<br /><br />Fact is, she may be lactose (or maybe gluten) intolerant, so there's something we need to look into.<br /><br />So, thank you for sharing so openly. Maybe teach Finn to high-five you when he farts. THAT'LL show the looky-loos who's boss!<br /><br />I'm sending this to my husband. He'll get a huge kick out of it.Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03651358440631358243noreply@blogger.com