One of the kids at our gym's daycare bit Finn in the face. THE FUCKING FACE! I didn't witness the act but I can just imagine sweet little Finn cooing and smiling for the little preschoolers when suddenly one of them leans in and CHOMP! And right by his eye too! Was he trying to eat his EYE?! What kind of fucking kid wants to eat baby eyes??!!
I was furious and horrified for about five minutes. I calmed down when A) I saw the bite and realized it wasn't so bad and B) took a look at Finn's face and had to admit, I kind of get it. I mean look at that face. It looks super tasty! I kind of want to gnaw on that meaty little cheek right now. I guess I can't really blame the kid.
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So Finn is okay. The daycare people said he only cried for a minute and was fine. I asked Erin which kid did it but she said she didn't know. She didn't want to ask because she didn't want to hate the kid. That was probably for the best.
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