A Fair to Remember

Erin took Liam to the Sonoma County Fair today.  He lost his mind.  Erin said he went "crazy" but she didn't mean Patsy Cline crazy, or even Cee Lo crazy, she meant full blown Jack Nicholson crazy...a goddamn marvel of modern science.  I wish I could have been there but someone has to bring home 1/3 of the bacon.  Speaking of bacon here are some of Liam's County Fair highlights:

He tried to upstage a trick-performing pig

He staged a Steve McQueen style prison break at the petting zoo (minus the motorcycle)

He intimidated a carnie

Corndogs

He led an intimidation and coercion campaign against the tyranny of the "single-file line"

He ate an "Elvis" funnel cake

He was cited by the Humane Society for mistreatment of a carousel horse

That's about all I could glean from Erin before she fell asleep with her shoes on.  Love her.