He tried to upstage a trick-performing pig
He staged a Steve McQueen style prison break at the petting zoo (minus the motorcycle)
He intimidated a carnie
He led an intimidation and coercion campaign against the tyranny of the "single-file line"
He ate an "Elvis" funnel cake
He was cited by the Humane Society for mistreatment of a carousel horse
That's about all I could glean from Erin before she fell asleep with her shoes on. Love her.