He looks like Blur!! His name is Liam. His brother's name is Finn. Evidently I think we're British. I mean look at him! What's next, a little Christopher Robin schoolboy uniform? How did it come to this? Okay it's been in the making for a long time. My favorite authors are Douglas Adams and J. K. Rowling and I'm obsessed with Monty Python and Dr. Who. God, I'm not even a cool British wannabe like the people who wear Alexander McQueen and listen to Radiohead! I'M SO LAME! Why can't I just embrace my true American heritage? Why can't I stand country music? Why can't I shoot animals? Why can't I love Raymond like everyone else does? Is there a support group for this kind of thing?! Bah, I need a pint.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
I can't Adam and Eve it!
He looks like Blur!! His name is Liam. His brother's name is Finn. Evidently I think we're British. I mean look at him! What's next, a little Christopher Robin schoolboy uniform? How did it come to this? Okay it's been in the making for a long time. My favorite authors are Douglas Adams and J. K. Rowling and I'm obsessed with Monty Python and Dr. Who. God, I'm not even a cool British wannabe like the people who wear Alexander McQueen and listen to Radiohead! I'M SO LAME! Why can't I just embrace my true American heritage? Why can't I stand country music? Why can't I shoot animals? Why can't I love Raymond like everyone else does? Is there a support group for this kind of thing?! Bah, I need a pint.
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I once met Alexander McQueen in London. He was a little fat guy wearing Reebok classics.
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