I think the mailman is pretty unlikely since he's Japanese, plus but I've formed some solid theories as to who their real fathers are:
First there's Liam. He's sandy blond, blue-eyed, shockingly handsome, brooding, and introspective. He can be intensely calm one minute and spiral into a sobbing wailing mess the next. He is very popular with the ladies and has an insatiable affinity for pasta, which suggests some Italian ancestry. Therefore...
Finn's a bit trickier. His head is yellow like his brother's but much more spherical. He literally eats constantly, a quality that is aided by his disproportionately large mouth. My best guess...
I figure both fathers have to be celebrities since Erin could have just about any man she wants. One would think I would be upset knowing that they're not really my biological children, but really I'm fine with it. You'll excuse me for a minute...I have to go use the bathroom
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