Pop Quiz: What causes sleeplessness, bleeding from the mouth, a mild fever, loss of appetite, and diarrhea? Viral Hemorrhagic Fever? No, teething. TEETHING?!!
They don't tell you this in parent school. Sure there's a chapter on the baby fussing at night so you give him that cute little water-filled plastic pretzel "cyyyyuuuuuutte! It's like he's eating a big pretzel, hahahaha" NO! It's NOT CUTE! It's three in the morning and poor little Finn is looking at me in desperation wondering "Why so much pain daddy? Don't you love me?", and all I can do is shoot back a look that says, "life is pain pal, you might as well get used to it."
So I haven't been sleeping much. Poor me, right? I've tried the all natural remedies, special wooden rings, a clean damp cloth, etc., but when things get really bad and little baby Finn is exhausted and desperate, out comes the Orajel and Baby Tylenol one-two punch. Pa-POW!! Night-night.
When Finn isn't hurting it's not so bad. The only thing we're faced with then is the drooling. My god the drooling. He looks like he's been doing Bikram Yoga. When the humidity is high enough the sea of drool will travel the entire length of his onesie and start soaking into his diaper. His kisses are extra refreshing.
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